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(Fic) Drabble: Things the Slayer Handbook doesn't tell you about, #1

20th January 2008 (18:26)
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This drabble is actually a little bit gross (although hopefully funny), but it was one of those ideas that comes to you and doesn't let go until you've written it. Sort of like a plot bunny, if bunnies had vicious teeth, gripping jaws and a killer instinct.... which, in the Buffyverse, they quite possibly do. Anya isn't stupid, after all. 

Anyway: post-Chosen. Rating R for language and general NSFWness, hence the lj-cut.100 words. (Well, it's a drabble, yes?) Buffy goes on a business trip to Cleveland during the winter...


Things the Slayer Handbook doesn't tell you about, #1

She'd gone to Cleveland out of duty, and almost refused when Faith suggested a drink. Four bars later, they were staggering through the January snow arm-in-arm and giggling. Almost like friends.

Then Faith stopped at a pristine white parking lot and unbuckled her pants.

"What the hell?"

She shrugged. "Need a piss. Besides, I've always wanted to try this."

Buffy turned away in embarrassment - then turned back in amazement. "That's impossible!"

"And yet. Slayer muscle control and perfect aim for the win. "

Buffy suddenly grinned. "You forgot to cross your 'T'. I'm sorry, I think that spells FAILh…"

Comments

Posted by: counteragent (counteragent)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 19:25 (UTC)
Buffy counteragent

HEE.

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 20:30 (UTC)

:-) Thanks!

Posted by: spuffyduds (spuffyduds)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 19:32 (UTC)

BWAH!!!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 20:31 (UTC)

I wonder if all comments on this post will be one word followed by multiple exclamation marks? :-)

Thanks!

Posted by: spuffyduds (spuffyduds)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 20:35 (UTC)

PROBABLY!!!!

Posted by: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 20:50 (UTC)

HA!!!

(OK, breaking the pattern, because I can't help myself: you're great at writing drabbles - in fact, one might say you're a wiz. Or even number 1. Well, you'rein the top echelon, anyway.)

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 21:09 (UTC)

GROAN!!!

:-)

Posted by: M (spankulert)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 20:54 (UTC)
Buffy woot!

Definately!!!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 21:09 (UTC)

Thanks!!!

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 22:17 (UTC)
Hmm

I think this explains why all the real slayers have fairly short names....

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th January 2008 22:40 (UTC)

*Sporfle*

At least it gives Vi a reason to feel superior to Kennedy. :-)

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: 22nd January 2008 13:56 (UTC)
Wileys non sequitor penguin moonchylde

She didn't need a reason - she just was!

Posted by: Dio (diachrony)
Posted at: 21st January 2008 00:35 (UTC)
tink takes a tumble - anim

DUDE.

!!!

::Uses "tink" icon, especially appropriate here::

I hope this will be the first of a continuing series!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 21st January 2008 20:18 (UTC)

I'm not sure I can match this, but I'll bear it in mind. :-)

Thanks!

Posted by: skipp_of_ark (skipp_of_ark)
Posted at: 21st January 2008 08:36 (UTC)

GAHHHH!!!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 21st January 2008 20:23 (UTC)

Thanks!

And I'd like to take this opportunity to say that comments of more than one word are now officially allowed again. ;-)

Posted by: vltavska (vltavska)
Posted at: 22nd January 2008 01:51 (UTC)

Oh dear. I have to admit, with mentions of the slayer handbook, I was expecting something a little more... I don't know- hygenic?!? V. Funny ;)

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 22nd January 2008 21:25 (UTC)

The Watchers' Council probably felt the same way as you, which is why there are bound to be certain aspects of Slayerhood that they were too embarrassed to mention. :-)

Thanks!

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