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Thanks!

20th June 2009 (20:36)

Thank you to the 22 people (at last count) who replied to my last post to say it was funny. Much appreciated. :-)

If you'd like a personalised thank-you as well then just leave a comment on this post. :-)

 

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Posted by: The One Who Isn't Chosen (gabrielleabelle)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 19:50 (UTC)
o rly

Hey, now, that's just lazy! I demand a personalized thank-you!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 19:58 (UTC)

Here, or on the original post? :-)

Posted by: The One Who Isn't Chosen (gabrielleabelle)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 20:05 (UTC)
will42

Hmmmm...here would be best. Otherwise everyone else will see it and be jealous of my personalized thank-you.

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 20:10 (UTC)
spike-gorgeous

Okay then:

Thanks Gabs!

By the way, that was a personalised thank-you, not a personalized thank-you. I only do the first kind. Sorry.

Posted by: The One Who Isn't Chosen (gabrielleabelle)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 20:14 (UTC)
will15

You're welcome!

And speak American! Z's are so underused.

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 20:17 (UTC)

We shipped you most of our Zs (which is pronounced "zed", by the way) in return for your surplus Us, because we can make them feel more appreciated here. We give them safe harbour, you might say. :-)

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 20:45 (UTC)

I'd rather the rarer Z's than the surplus U's. I think we got the better deal here.

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 20:44 (UTC)
Warrior Buffy

Hey! I demand my reply to my previous comment. And now also this comment. That's two comments you owe me. Two! Two, I say!

(the lack of comments has weakened poor Warrior Buffy, she lies on the brink of death and only your comments can save her.)

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:03 (UTC)
willow-dune1

the lack of comments has weakened poor Warrior Buffy, she lies on the brink of death and only your comments can save her.

(Dark Willow voice)
Just a comment. Such a little thing, y'know? Just a few electrons on a computer screen. Sparkling there like they mean something, then gone forever when you turn off the power. I could do that, turn off the power. Turn off everybody's power. It would be so easy, and everybody would be happy. No more comments. But don't worry. Buffy's not gonna die, 'cause Willow's gonna save her.

With a comment.


*Stares straight through you with solid black eyes. Twists her mouth into an expression which might, in some bleak nightmare version of reality, be called a "smile"*

So. You want a second comment then? Really? 'Cause I can do that, you know. I can do anything now, and nobody has the power to stop me.

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:14 (UTC)
SMG Sexy

*gasps, eyes shoot open* What happened? How'd I get here? ...Willow? What's wrong? ...you're using magic. Will, you do have a choice. This isn't good for you. W-Willow, please, just stop. We love you. And Tara. But we don't kill humans. It's not the way.

(shocked) What did you do? Willow, what did you do?

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:21 (UTC)
willow-nothingonearth

Nothing yet, buzzkill. But you'd better think of something quick, 'cause you wouldn't want me to get bored, now would you?

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:29 (UTC)
Cheeto?

Oh hey guys. Whoa, Buffy who's your friend? Oh, Willow. Wow. Love the new look. So dark and...dark.

*Willow flays Clem alive*

Ow! Hey, watch it. That first layer of skin is extra sensitive.

*Willow flays Clem again*

Hey now! What's the big idea here? You know, just because I have unlimited layers of skin doesn't mean you can just flay at will. That's just mean.

*Willow squints her eyes and viciously flicks her wrist one last time, shedding another layer of Clem's skin*

Okay, enough with the exfoliating action. Everybody needs to just calm down. Take a breather. Cheeto?

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:36 (UTC)
TLWH-monsters

*Amy teleports Clem to safety*

Hey sweetie. I'm your fairy godmother and I just saved your life, which means you owe me bigtime. But don't worry, you and me are gonna see we get payback from that bitch, her and all her little friends. You with me--? Waitaminute. You're not Warren.

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:43 (UTC)
Buffy and Willow Hug

In the Woods

Oh my god, Will. That was so scary. It felt like it was never going to end. Let's never fight again, okay? If I can go the rest of my life without seeing Clem shedding his flappy layers, that'd be great. Oh, and the red is a way better look on you. Really brings out the color in your eyes. Hey, hands! Watch the hands! You're still evil, aren't you?

*feels unexpected attraction*

I feel strangely drawn to you now. Like my inner darkness is calling out to yours on speed dial. I can't resist your sinister attraction. Take me now, you fiend! Oh Dark Willow!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:47 (UTC)
buffy-willow

*In the shadows behind Buffy and Willow, there's a faint 'POP' as a toaster materialises out of thin air.

Engraved on the side it says "Congratulations on another success, Willow, from your admiring colleagues in the ILC!"*

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 20th June 2009 21:52 (UTC)
Giles Why me?

And they lived happily never after. The end.

Until Giles showed up:

Dear lord. *cleans glasses* The coven said strange mystical forces were rising in Sunnydale but I had no idea they meant the mystical forces of...erm, yes, well I'll see you two at the Magic Shop as soon as you're...finished.

Posted by: skipp_of_ark (skipp_of_ark)
Posted at: 22nd June 2009 22:53 (UTC)

Where can I find this kerfluffle, and wasn't it about time for the annual BtVS shipping kerfluffle anyway?

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd June 2009 01:29 (UTC)

I... can't actually remember now, and I only really saw the aftermath anyway. But it was mostly an internecine Spuffy civil war rather than an international confict, from what I gather.

Posted by: skipp_of_ark (skipp_of_ark)
Posted at: 23rd June 2009 22:16 (UTC)

Ah, okay. All we need now is the annual "why Xander is the evilest/suckiest character ever and how Joss sucks for not punishing/killing him like I want" rant by a Xanderbasher, and this year in fandom suckiness will be complete.

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