(For people with images turned off or using screenreaders, the script:)
(From off-camera:) Bwaaaaaa! That's soooooooo sad!
IGOR: What's up with that?
CARSON: Matt invited Kayleigh over to watch the second-to-last episode ever of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
IGOR: Ooooo. Bad move. With its soap opera plotlines and dark romance, Buffy is a show women can really get too emotionally caught up in...
(Cut to Matt's living room. A bemused Kayleigh is comforting him as he sobs.)
MATT: ...And she... she loves Spike, but then she kisses Angel... bwaa!
KAYLEIGH: There, there. I, uh, think...