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(Fic) Rockets Blazed Through The Sky

23rd February 2011 (03:46)

So, Emmie just said to me, "If you should feel the need to write a Season 8 fanfic where kittens are flying fighter jets while fighting the demons in "Last Gleaming", that would be cool." So how could I resist a challenge like that?

Of course, I had to write the fic with LOLcats rather than, you know, prose. How else?

Title: Rockets Blazed Through The Sky
Apologies to: Everyone. But especially Roy Lichtenstein.
Wordcount: 110
Rating: 18
Warnings: giant interstellar vagina demons.


 

 


 


 



 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 
 

 


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Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 03:56 (UTC)
Season 8 - Buffy Sproing

OMG OMG OMG

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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SERIOUS IT'S BEEN NONSTOP SINCE THE FIRST MACRO

DYYYYYING

IZ DED

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 04:06 (UTC)

IZ DED

o noes! I hopez u is really just sleepinz

*ahem* sorry about that. Need to turn off LOLcat mode...

Maybe you can keep your annoying roommate awake all night by the sound of your laughter, as revenge? :)

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 04:08 (UTC)

Posted by: alexeia_drae (alexeia_drae)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 04:15 (UTC)
omg

OK, usually when something about season 8 comes around I bury my head in the sand, but I couldn't resist cute kittens! This is hilarious! Almost fell out of my chair laughing!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:38 (UTC)

Delivers a truckload of kittens under your chair to cushion the blow if you do fall off your chair

Thanks!

Posted by: Murielle (murielle)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 04:26 (UTC)

LOL!

Flying cats? Perish the thought. ;-))

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:40 (UTC)

You wouldn't need anti-aircraft missiles to defeat them, just a big laser pointer aimed somewhere else...

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Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:40 (UTC)

Of course it's canon. :) Thanks!

Posted by: Barb (rahirah)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 04:52 (UTC)

BAD BUFFY! Destroying all magic is one thing, but destroying fighter-jet-kittehs is NOT DONE!!!!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:42 (UTC)

Well, the ones around now won't lose their powers,; there'll just be no more of them. Apparently. :)

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 05:03 (UTC)
Season 8 - Buffy and Willow Hug

I'm assuming there will be a sequel where the heroic Fighter Pilot Kittehs battle this abomination:

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See, we thought Satsu and Kennedy destroyed them but no! They are back!

And maybe Kennedy and Willow will snuggle the heroic and brave Fighter Pilot Kittehs after they defeat the bad Kittehs who are bad. And of course all the while the Fighter Pilot Kittehs have been working with Buffy to get Kennedy and Willow back together post-break-up. ♥

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Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:46 (UTC)

Yep, I think one of the Swell would be no match for a kitteh. *bat* *bat* *sharpen claws* *rip*

And never did learn what happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico. Did she run away after Dawn tried to shoot her with a crossbow and take flying lessons? (Hopefully not so she could take airborne revenge on Dawn...)

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:48 (UTC)

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 13:03 (UTC)

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 21:03 (UTC)

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th February 2011 15:51 (UTC)

Posted by: Lexi (eilowyn)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 05:39 (UTC)
Buffy - laugh

Season 8 would have been so much better had it been done in LOLcats and Wham! references!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:46 (UTC)

The Wham! reference was my favourite bit to put in there. :)

Posted by: Sculllaaaaaaaaay! (blackfrancine)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 05:43 (UTC)

This is BRILLIANT. If there's one thing I love, it's a kitteh in a fighter pilot hat/goggle thingy. Especially one who puns about licking vajaja demons.

LOL.

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:50 (UTC)

:)

The Photoshop work on the first pic is pretty bad, but I was doing it at an ungodly hour of the night so that's my excuse. :)

Posted by: anviloverheaven (anviloverheaven)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 06:01 (UTC)

Oh. Wow.

Did the giant vagina demon actually come from the season 8 comics??

(Where I live (1953) we have no comic book stores or high speed internets)

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:56 (UTC)

Well, it wasn't called that in the comics. I suspect the script just said, "A huge demon", and it was the artist who chose to make it look like that, possibly for murky Freudian reasons. But yes, the pictures I used are from the comic. :)

Posted by: anviloverheaven (anviloverheaven)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 13:22 (UTC)

Posted by: Rebcake (rebcake)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 06:42 (UTC)
btvs_vampycat

HALLELUJAH! BOO!

This might sum up this whole thrilling tale! Though I also am pleased at the "*FAILZ*" Seriously, why hold back on the punnage when the fate of the world is at stake?

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:57 (UTC)

:)
I'm weak. I can't resist a pun.

Posted by: darthmarion (darthmarion)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:14 (UTC)

Hello there, delurking a little to say that the end is just priceless! And to ask what the lolcats language is...Is it something specific or just your way to write funny kitten language?

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 12:59 (UTC)

Thanks!

LOLcats language is just an Internet meme; it's not anything I invented. Yes, it's supposed to be how cats talk. I don't know how much of it is comprehensibble to a non-native English speaker though? :)

Posted by: darthmarion (darthmarion)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 14:33 (UTC)

Posted by: Elena (moscow_watcher)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 14:01 (UTC)

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Absolutely priceless!

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th February 2011 15:13 (UTC)

:-)

Posted by: gillo (gillo)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 14:09 (UTC)
You rock

Glorious. I think the "raining demons" is my favourite, but it's a close-run thing.

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th February 2011 15:14 (UTC)

Thanks!

The picture brings back distant memories of playing 'Doom'...

Posted by: dorians_kitten (dorians_kitten)
Posted at: 23rd February 2011 16:33 (UTC)
omg

Very entertaining. I'm fairly certain that I made the same face as that kitten when I first saw the space-frakking.

Wham=love.

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th February 2011 15:14 (UTC)

I think most people did. :-)

Thanks!

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Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th February 2011 15:14 (UTC)

Awww.

Thanks!

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