Good for the Soul
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"How long is it since your last confession, my son?"
"Um...about 250 years."
"You shouldn't joke about - Oh. Oh. Y-you're a vampire, aren't you? I saw that Harmony woman on television…. Are you--?"
"Yes, Father. Will you still hear my confession?"
"Well, uh, if you’re sure you want to…"
"I’ve got a lot on my conscience. Um, how much time do you have?"
"A-as long as you need, my son."
"Right. Shall we do this in chronological order, or by category? Perhaps we should start with the murders. Or maybe torture?"