StephenT (stormwreath) wrote,

(Fic) Shipping Forecast

Because I'm feeling silly, and obscure: a drabble. One hundred words which I'm not sure anyone non-British will understand. :-)

Shipping Forecast

And now attention all shippers: this is the Shipping Forecast issued by stormwreath on behalf of fandom at 22:06 UTC on Thursday 6 October. There are warnings of gales in all areas except for Riley.

Spike, Buffy:
Westerly, Violent storm 11, becoming cyclonic. Rough or very rough. Squally showers. Good.

Willow, Oz, Tara, Kennedy:
Southeasterly 2 or 3, veering southerly. Storms imminent. Slight, becoming high occasionally. Fair. Moderate or poor, becoming good.

Cyclonic, hurricane force 12. Very rough, occasionally phenomenal. Rain. Very poor.

Xander, Anya:
Northerly, gale 8, backing westerly, falling to 1 later. Smooth, rough later. Showers. Moderate.

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