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The history of Middle-Earth (chibi version): Part 28: Hoom!

2nd May 2013 (12:11)

I briefly considered researching numerology and Kabbalism to try and find 'the number of God', but in the end decided that his phone number would simply be 000 0001. Manwë's number is presumably either 000 0002 or 000 0004 depending on whether each branch of the Trinity have their own separate phones.





Part 28: Hoom!



Next time: Part 29: Aquila ex machina

Chibis by tektek.org
Original story by and copyright to J R R Tolkien, ed. C Tolkien: Primarily based on the Silmarillion, but incorporating ideas from the 12-volume History of Middle Earth series.
Questions and comments welcome!

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Posted by: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Posted at: 2nd May 2013 11:33 (UTC)

God uses an iPhone and has wacky incentive schemes to encourage employees to come up with new products? Huh. I guess all those Apple fanboys worshipping Steve Jobs are onto something.

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 2nd May 2013 11:44 (UTC)

Question is, does Melkor use Windows or Linux? He's all about (selfish) freedom, so probably Linux. Sauron would use Windows.

Posted by: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Posted at: 2nd May 2013 11:52 (UTC)

And Aulë has an Android phone and can't understand why God doesn't like it. It can do almost anything His phone can do, after all.

Mairon programmes simple (evil-looking) animations on his Commodore 64.

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