Oh, please! This is your pitch? Buffy, you hate it here as much as I do. I'm just more honest about it. You're trying to sell me on the world. The one where you lie to your friends when you're not trying to kill them? And you screw a vampire just to feel? And insane asylums are the comfy alternative? This world?
Buffy, it's me. I know you were happier when you were in the ground. The only time you were ever at peace in your whole life is when you were dead. Until Willow brought you back. You know, with magic?
Oh. Sorry, the trip can be kind of rough... if you're, y'know , not me.
Jonathan. Andrew. You boys like magic, don't you?
Because the original meme did say "If you see this in anyone else's journal, post a quote from 'Buffy'." Since I've seen it in at least a dozen LJs since I first posted, technically I should probably now post 12 quotes. But I don't want the Buffy quotage to grow exponentially and crash the entire Internet. :-)