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(Fic) Buffy's Little Secret

23rd November 2009 (16:34)
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This ficlet was inspired by a certain conversation certain members of my flist were having recently. Set in early season 7, rated PG for mild suggestiveness, 278 words.

Buffy has a secret.

She's not ashamed of it, exactly. I mean, it's a perfectly reasonable thing for a girl in her position to own, isn't it? But she's never quite found the courage to tell her friends she's got one. They'd make jokes, and she'd get all tongue-twisted and blushy, as she often does when confronted by a social problem she can't solve by using violence.

She's actually had it for five years now. She doesn't think her friends suspect it's there, hidden away and covered with some of her old clothes. Mostly, it's hidden from Dawn; Buffy cringes at the thought of how her sister would react to finding it. At the very best, she'd make sarcastic comments. At worst - in the depths of her nightmares - Buffy imagines Dawn reacting with delighted glee and asking if she can borrow it and use it herself.

So she always waits until Dawn's gone out and she's sure she's alone in the house before going to uncover her secret treasure. She pushes aside the shielding cloth and lifts it out of its concealment with an air of reverence. Its weight feels heavy and solid in her grip, and the smooth hard surface warms up quickly as her body heat suffuses it. She checks the batteries still have power and runs her hand over the slightly bulbous end, wondering if she's weird for getting excited at this little ritual.

Then she puts it on her shoulder and practices calibrating the sights and priming the firing lever, before carefully putting the rocket launcher back away in its hiding place until the next time she wants to play with it...

Comments

Posted by: Emmie (angearia)
Posted at: 23rd November 2009 21:59 (UTC)
Power

Yeah, it must be so hard for you being all loved and whatnot. We keep expecting you to show up and have fun with us. You give and you give and you give and it's never enough, is it? Everyone just keeps asking 'why can't you write more Buffy and Rocket Launcher fic?' But nobody ever asks 'why can't I just be me and find the Buffy/Spike/rocket launcher scene meh-funny, do they?'

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th November 2009 01:58 (UTC)

*basks in sympathetic vibes* :-)


'why can't I just be me and find the Buffy/Spike/rocket launcher scene meh-funny, do they?'

Well, I don't want to offend the many, many people who do find that scene hilarious. But for me... it's kind of reminiscent of Benny Hill-level humour, people running around all over the place (though with less nudity), and I was embarrassed by that by the time my age reached double figures...

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