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(Fic) Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards

24th February 2010 (12:04)
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I mentioned this story idea in a comment and both gabrielleabelle  and penny_lane_42  insisted I write it. So...

100 words, Spike/Buffy, Rating 12.

Feel free to adopt this plotbunny and give it a new home. We could make it a ficathon!



Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards

"A colander, Slayer? Really?"

"What? You don't like my technique?"

"No, actually, I was thinking of making a Caesar salad for lunch and now I'll have to wash the blood off first."

"Wash the blood...? Okay, who killed vampire Spike and put a human doppelganger in his place? Ooh, it's like that time with Willow except in reverse!"

"You think I'm not real, eh? I'll show you who's real!"

"And just how do you expect to--aah! Oh! Mmmm!"

...

"So, am I real?"

"Mmm, dunno. You could still be a fake Spike. I'll have to do some more checking..."
 

 


Comments

Posted by: Mrs Darcy (elisi)
Posted at: 24th February 2010 12:57 (UTC)
LOL by killmebecomeme

Brilliant! Although *how* do you kill something with a colander?

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th February 2010 13:37 (UTC)

It was a gelatinous demon; every time Buffy or Spike punched it, it just flowed away and re-formed again. So Buffy grabbed the colander, put it over the demon's head-equivalent, and pushed down very hard. Bits of demon jelly got squeezed out of each individual hole in the colander, disrupting its form and making it impossible for it to reconstitute itself.

Aren't you glad you asked? :-)

(Alternatively, you could just hit something ove the head with it, I suppose, epecially if it was a metal colander).

Posted by: Mrs Darcy (elisi)
Posted at: 24th February 2010 13:44 (UTC)
gratification by buttersideup.

Aren't you glad you asked? :-)
Yes!! :D

Posted by: Elena (moscow_watcher)
Posted at: 24th February 2010 18:11 (UTC)

Buffy is a very inventive girl :)

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 24th February 2010 21:34 (UTC)

It's practically her trademark. ;-)

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