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(Fic) Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards

24th February 2010 (12:04)
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I mentioned this story idea in a comment and both gabrielleabelle  and penny_lane_42  insisted I write it. So...

100 words, Spike/Buffy, Rating 12.

Feel free to adopt this plotbunny and give it a new home. We could make it a ficathon!



Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards

"A colander, Slayer? Really?"

"What? You don't like my technique?"

"No, actually, I was thinking of making a Caesar salad for lunch and now I'll have to wash the blood off first."

"Wash the blood...? Okay, who killed vampire Spike and put a human doppelganger in his place? Ooh, it's like that time with Willow except in reverse!"

"You think I'm not real, eh? I'll show you who's real!"

"And just how do you expect to--aah! Oh! Mmmm!"

...

"So, am I real?"

"Mmm, dunno. You could still be a fake Spike. I'll have to do some more checking..."
 

 


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Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 25th February 2010 18:49 (UTC)

I suspect you'd need superstrength to do that; a normal human would just beat the mouse over the head with the colander...

Posted by: brutti_ma_buoni (brutti_ma_buoni)
Posted at: 25th February 2010 19:10 (UTC)

Or, as it turns out, drown the trapped mouse in the sink by compressing it with a colander.

It was gross. But at least it didn't squeeze thru the holes.

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