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(Fic) Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards

24th February 2010 (12:04)
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I mentioned this story idea in a comment and both gabrielleabelle  and penny_lane_42  insisted I write it. So...

100 words, Spike/Buffy, Rating 12.

Feel free to adopt this plotbunny and give it a new home. We could make it a ficathon!



Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards

"A colander, Slayer? Really?"

"What? You don't like my technique?"

"No, actually, I was thinking of making a Caesar salad for lunch and now I'll have to wash the blood off first."

"Wash the blood...? Okay, who killed vampire Spike and put a human doppelganger in his place? Ooh, it's like that time with Willow except in reverse!"

"You think I'm not real, eh? I'll show you who's real!"

"And just how do you expect to--aah! Oh! Mmmm!"

...

"So, am I real?"

"Mmm, dunno. You could still be a fake Spike. I'll have to do some more checking..."
 

 


Comments

Posted by: StephenT (stormwreath)
Posted at: 25th February 2010 18:51 (UTC)

I think a colander is funnier, though. :-p

And i'm neither a tease nor a hussy, shameless or otherwise. :-)

Thanks!

Posted by: Lirazel (penny_lane_42)
Posted at: 25th February 2010 19:17 (UTC)

I agree: a colander is funnier. I was just highly amused that we both went there.

And i'm neither a tease nor a hussy, shameless or otherwise. :-)
As you have amply proven, though I think Emmie might still call you one; she seems quite taken with the idea.

You're welcome!

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